May 2013
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
cockringtoss:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
pizza:
deciding whether to keep listening to music or watch the next episode of a tv show is such a struggle
April 2013
feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007
